Live Optimistically, Live Happy, Live YOUR Way

Ask the Bibong way. [;   Frederick Cendana (Bibong808) 18 College Student

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies ūüėŹ

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin‚Äô sad so I made her some brownies ūüėŹ

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hollyevolving:

the-nerdyy-mermaid:

thatspoopychild:

celticthundersherlocked:

kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

So freaking true.

I always get told that I “Don’t look autistic” oh I’m sorry, should I wear a fucking sign over my neck saying I am?

"You’re deaf? But you don’t look deaf?"What the fuck does deaf look like??

"I never would have guessed you were depressed." Yeah it’s usually impossible to tell.

hollyevolving:

the-nerdyy-mermaid:

thatspoopychild:

celticthundersherlocked:

kissmyfibroass:

I will never not reblog this when I see it. 

So freaking true.

I always get told that I ‚ÄúDon‚Äôt look autistic‚ÄĚ oh I‚Äôm sorry, should I wear a fucking sign over my neck saying I am?

"You’re deaf? But you don’t look deaf?"
What the fuck does deaf look like??

"I never would have guessed you were depressed."
 Yeah it’s usually impossible to tell.

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meladoodle:

"wanna hang out? when are you free?"

i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.

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rneggy:

how do u subtly tell someone to push u against a wall and make out with u???asking for a friend

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r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

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#ive never gotten a hickey before... 

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

Da Fuq kinda straight guy says that when they eat a banana? I deep throat that shit in front of my friends, take it out, and then bite the tip just to show them how not gay I am.

(Source: vinebox, via isisry)

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j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

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thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

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blue-eyed-skeleton:

pixiiebutt:

because-blackgirls-duh:

linrenzo:

onlyblackgirl:

efecte:

sagaltesfaye:

onlyblackgirl:

I love my First Lady

Can you please tell her to tell her husband to stop killing muslims? Thanks

literally all she does is try to make the country ‚Äúhealthy‚ÄĚ by giving students shitty school lunches like please do something else and help your husband fix the economy! *goes awf*

Imma need y’all to learn how the United States Government works. You don’t have to like her or the president but learn that they do not makes the decisions, they really do not have very much power, the president does not have the power to just snap his fingers and make shit happen or change things. You have to have 2/3 vote from congress to take a shit, let alone do anything having to do with government. The entire government was set up to make sure that exact thing could never happen, that is why there are 3 branches and that little thing called checks and balances.

In fact let me just break this down for y’all right here. 

  • President has 2¬†OFFICIAL¬†jobs,¬†Commander¬†and Chief of the Armed Forces,¬†but he only controls a limited amount of the funding for those troops (enough for 90 to 120 days) to engage these troops in combat. He CANNOT just declare war. only congress can declare war. The second,¬†Accountant over the¬†Federal¬†Budget.¬†
  • He also is¬†responsible¬†for¬†creating¬†and¬†balancing¬†the national budget,¬†but everything has to be approved by congress with a 2/3 vote.¬†
  • He signs bills into law, can veto them as well, however congress can override his veto.¬†
  • He¬†assigns¬†judges¬†to the¬†Supreme¬†court, with the senates approval.¬†
  • He¬†assigns¬†foreign¬†ambassadors, with the senates approval.¬†
  • he¬†creates¬†his own¬†cabinet¬†for people to research into areas that he might¬†not¬†have the time to, these are the only people who do not have to get approval from senate
  • congress is made up of 535 people (100¬†senators¬†435 HoR) for any of them to¬†come to 1 agreement has only happened once in the history of this country, and that was to go into WWII, and even that the house voted 434 to one (1st woman house of¬†Representative¬†she was from Maine too, she¬†voted against WW1 and 2) ¬†and the¬†judicial¬†branch can call¬†anything unconstitutional and kill it as well.¬†

and if you think i’m lying you can literally google this shit in 2 seconds. 

That tea is delicious

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN! 

I would love for people to remember this when they want to start blaming the president. Any president, though not all of them have had good ideas.

lemme get in here a sec.

The President needs a 2/3 vote in Congress to get practically anything done, right? Well currently, the 133th US Congress is split with 53 Democratic senators and 45 Republican senators and 201 Democratic representatives and 234 Republican representatives. That makes a pretty even split between the two major political parties. Ever since President Obama was elected into office, the Republicans have voted down every piece of legislation he’s attempted to pass, in an effort to pin him as the worst president in American history, so that they can go back to their white-washed elitist lives and keep all their hoarded money from the people. The President has been doing everything he can to change things, but he cannot do that without the approval of Congress. Remember that week-long shutdown we had? Yeah, that was because the Republicans weren’t getting exactly their way with the budget, so they decided to shut down the whole goddamn government until they got their way. The United States Government relies on compromise and agreement between the two parties, and we’re seriously lacking right now in that department.

So if you want to blame someone for our country’s issues, blame the goddamn Republicans for acting like tantrum-throwing two year olds.

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piefacemcgee:

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget


you forgot Ronald McDonald!

piefacemcgee:

dishes-and-chores:

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

Let us not forget

you forgot Ronald McDonald!

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landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

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